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blood on the mattress

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
by blanche deveroe September 23, 2008
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Black Lives Matter

A movement, that contrary to other definitions on this website, is not racist. The movement does not say that white and other races lives do not matter, it is simply calling attention to the fact that blacks in this country are still discriminated against and the victim of hate crimes. This isn't just a liberal thing, it's just a matter of common sense.
Black Lives Matter is a necessity in this day and age, unfortunately. It should be obvious that they do. A shame a lot of people can't accept that.
by MrBortles June 9, 2020
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matter

Like planets and stars and whatever the fuck jeggings are made out of.
Bill: What's the matter?

Scott: Nothing.
Bill: Wrong. Everything is matter.
by starlordzuko June 4, 2015
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Crafty Masters

A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.
Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.
by IKnowDude November 27, 2019
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hanging out with don masterson

The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really just went home to drop a deuce so large, God himself couldn't create a larger dump.

Usage includes but is not limited to: "Hanging out with Don," "Big Don is coming over," "Big Don has launched a full scale attack," or even "D(on)-Day."

Usage does NOT include referring to the actual deuce in question as Don Masterson, but actually the action is what is being referred to.
"Hold on, Big Don is coming over."

"Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with Don Masterson."

-Were you masturbating in there?
-No, Mt. Saint Masterson erupted.
by Swedish 1337balls. April 15, 2005
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Black Lives Matter

A movement started around 2014 considering the fact that black lives do, indeed, matter. Not a racist movement as many have proposed. It merely highlights the fact that black lives are discriminated against more so than any other lives, but it does not attempt to harm those other lives by virtue of itself. It does not claim superiority of race in traditional terms; rather, it is a movement for blacks, by blacks that considers the fact that as a group, blacks are appreciated less.

This does not mean that they consider other races beneath them, or unworthy of their attention. It means that they want to highlight the injustice of black lives not having as much consideration or 'love' as other races, even Asian (including Indian and others) or Mexican lives. It is not an attempt to compare races. It is a black positivity movement if anything else.
Girl 1: Ugh, I can't believe Black Lives Matter is at it again.
Girl 2: They're just trying to highlight their race, by their race. They're not trying to compare anyone.
Girl 1: Then why won't they allow anyone else in their hashtag?
Girl 2: Because it's a black positivity movement. It's for black people only. What part of that don't you understand?
Girl 1: I don't understand how I as a white girl can't post in there because I totally support them!
Girl 2: Well, posting in there would be racist considering the fact that you'd be calling attention to your race when it already has so much attention already. The blacks don't get that kind of attention so you'd just be interrupting it.
by It'sme33 July 21, 2016
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kim mathers

Kim Mathers, a confused woman in a explosive relationship the arguements are hot the sex is hot n the ex very hot!!!! JUST A NORMAL WOMAN -weve all been there, well i have anyway.
One minute there crazy in love the next minute just pure crazy.
by Kim (yea i know) January 11, 2005
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