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Garcia Matters

But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?
Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.
by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 5, 2022
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Lives Matter

LIVES MATTER.
If you need a color in front of that, you are a racist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
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dozen't matter

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.
As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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FARTING LIVES MATTER

This is when you lay the STINKIEST FART and some one who has SEVERE problems with NATURAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS.

CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:

Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!

A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.
SO ANAL ALAN IS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE APRIL 2009; at THE CORNERSTONE this loser's PSYCH CENTER AND ANAL ALAN blow'S wind naturally from HIS COLON and this BLACK PERSON says to me " I AM GOING YO KILL YOU."

FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.

Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.

BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 8, 2022
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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
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Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.
Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.
by Kaboni August 17, 2011
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