masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masicate

to chew something. eat.mashinhg action of the jaw!

masticate with your mouth closed!
your face has just got mighty masticated by that rail.

by alaura May 13, 2005

Masticator

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.

Easy, but okay.

I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.

by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004

Mystic

A badass Fortnite clan the will fuck your shit up any day of the week and fuck your mom any night.

“Man I wish I was in the mystic clan because I keep getting dogged on Fortnite every day”

by Mystic Hidden June 5, 2019

Matics

An uneducated person who makes perverted YouTube videos about fucking under age girls.
Sometimes referd to as spastics

Yo, Suleman did a Matics last night on Humza’s younger sister. We need too call the police before his tries anything else

by Krysiz123 January 28, 2018

Mystic Runner

1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.

No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)

Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"

This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.

2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner

1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner

2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"

by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005