mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

A whimpultarfumppletang phrase used to describe something or something as retarted. It is an abreviation of mongaloid.

Micheal: I am a giant autistic man

Angus: thats full mong

by The Freakstar 2 November 20, 2024

grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass

"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"

by niggafive August 30, 2025

Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025

Mong

(Brit, informal, offensive, somewhat dated) A person who has intellectual disability (low IQ) (comparing with the US term retard), especially one associated with Down’s syndrome. Probably shortened from the obsolete term ‘mongol’ ‘Down’s syndrome’

For example: some taboo insults like ‘you fucking mong!!!! What are you doing?’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

mong

just a bit of an idiot innit

you mong

by Rexoy March 17, 2023