Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned

Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.

by Aramis January 23, 2006

bitch-matized

noun

describes that one white girl in your life, who is mean, but says she is not

Girl:You dick!!

next week

Girl: I never said that to you!
Me: BITCH! YES YOU DID!1!!!1!!! UR JUST BEING BITCH-MATIZED!!

by i just need somebody to DEFINE March 14, 2016

Matias

Super gay

That person is a matias

by Giant_Midget July 14, 2018

matinee

Going to a bar in the afternoon.

Let's go to the Oak Grove for a Matinee.

by OakGrovester February 18, 2008

matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010

Volvo-matic

when you own a newer Volvo and it is an automatic.

"It's an automatic, man!"

"No...it's a Volvo-matic, my friend!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011