I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
Get the lifemug. is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something!
by famous-ramos June 11, 2006
Get the lifemug. 1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it.
2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
Go Flush yourself!
Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".
Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".
Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
by Tempo3240 July 6, 2008
Get the lifemug. guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!
by somguy December 26, 2006
Get the no lifemug. an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purpose
completely pointless
by Ur inner self March 28, 2004
Get the lifemug. A person who eats all the food in the fridge, plays Minecraft, skips online classes, uses discord to talk shit, and is toxic as hell. It’s understandable if you’re in your 12s but 14+ and your a loser. Fat fuck u disappoint your parents u have no life
No life Jasper: I’m fat, stupid, and scum but I don’t want to admit it so I act up in front of my brother who does basketball and benches 400
by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 November 28, 2020
Get the No lifemug. A game played by high school students in Perth, Australia, originates in Morley SHS, created originally by Scott Fairclough, Adin Sehic and Lewis Todman. The purpose of life is to kick a small bottle, ball, or empty milk carton through the legs of other players. A penalty is issued when a player is caught with his feet too close together for the ball to pass through. When a player has the ball kicked between his or her legs, or is issued a penalty, all the other players get to punch that player. In this way, it is similar to the game "Barcode."
"Hey, let's call the game 'life' so when someone loses we can say they suck at life!" -Lewis Todman
"I got these bruises because I suck at life"
"I got these bruises because I suck at life"
by Shinobi Church July 15, 2005
Get the lifemug.