Phatal's definitions

shippou

Shippou is a small kitsune (fox) from the show InuYasha. He can use his Fox Fire or Kitsune Bi to shape-shift into an object, human, or youkai, but his tail doesn't go away when he changes, making him easily recognized. Kagome is his motherly gaurdian since Shippou's parents were slaughtered by the Thunder Brothers for fur pelts.

Thunder Gods? Give me a fuckin break.

by Phatal August 12, 2003

truth

Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.

Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.

And if you do know the truth, you are either..

A.) God

B.) George W Bush

or C.) Yo momma.

The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.

by Phatal August 29, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003

dead zone

A highly-rated T.V. show in which a mannamed Johny was hit by a truck on the free-way, and was put into a coma for nearly over 2 years or so. The 'dead zone' refers to the part of the brain where doctors say, "No one can tap into" when some guy who was hit by a truck can? The dead zone of the brain can let you see where the future leads to, in whatever object or person you touch.

Johny closed his eyes and placed his hand over the cellphone bill he had just received in the mail. Almost instantly did he see that Nokia, indeed, was charging him 15$ a minute for his cellphone usage.

If only the rest of us could get powers like that.

by Phatal September 8, 2003

excuse my french

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.

"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."

by Phatal October 2, 2003

lollercoaster

Overly funny; something humorus said that takes you on a laugh-your-ass-off thrill ride. Or what only sounds clever, and your just laughing because you have no clue as to what is going on.

Amy: "...And like then, my girlfriend says, 'Like sure, but ice cream melts faster!' And it was all, like, TOTAALY FUNNAY!"
Gretchin: "Uh....Oh. LOLLERCOASTER!"

by Phatal October 10, 2003

SUV

A mammoth-sized automobile used for no other purpose than to piss off the people they park next to. This angers the victim right up to the point where they have to get their kid out of the car to see if another car is coming past the other side of the ridiculously over-sized heap of metal.

I say we find the manufacturers of SUVs around the world and enslave them to resurrecting the Pinto. Nobody would dare to tailgate you in a Pinto.

by Phatal August 29, 2004