lettuce

1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.

That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.

by Myller August 28, 2010

meat lettuce

Another name for a ladies kebab.

Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.

by Doctor Woodman August 9, 2006

Beep beep lettuce

Hitting it from behind and honking a horn

guy1: I beep beep lettuced her ass

by natelee November 17, 2018

Lettuce

Mad chill.

"Bro, I pounded a bunch of natties last night and fucked mad slampieces."

"Lettuce, bro.

by maximus chillus September 27, 2010

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

Beep Beep Lettuce

Usually used in discord servers. When a user says "beep beep lettuce" and shares their desktop.

Beep Beep Lettuce:
(shitty windows desktop)

by Longshot534 December 23, 2017

head of lettuce

the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!

"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"

by jamesonmoe September 29, 2011