Manchester City

1. A club which has zero supporters except for glory hunters.
2.Clutch club to finish 1st in Prem every year, unlike Arsenal and Liverpool which constantly gets 2nd.
3. Oil is its sugar daddy

All loyal Manchester city fans are my friends - I have no friends.

by gunnerfanchampionsleague February 20, 2026

Lancaster Facelift

Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.

P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”

by YungYurp September 1, 2025

fockin lannesters

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent

tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

by shaw miserix April 29, 2021

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn

"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"

by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025

James 44 from Manchester

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into

'Craigslist Personals'
'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'

by Paul Heape May 31, 2018

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Mr. Lancaster

A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.

"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."

by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020