Keandrew

Some weirdo wannabe cool terraria player that is a fun size small Filipino
peacock user (fucking weirdo ik)

Rachelle: Look at that guy over there.
?: Oh I know that guy, thats Keandrew the loser

by mouselame December 1, 2021

Kelan

The Main one

We have to invite Kelan, he’s the main one!

by Luke22300 January 9, 2022

Keean

Keean is a stand up guy that is able to shoot/load 44. magnum with his balls and his monster cock.

Wow did you see Keean shoot a 44. with his balls?

Keean loaded a 44. with his monster cock

by Cock Malk December 15, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

keanayah

Keanayah is a short leng lightskin

“Keanayah is so leng man”

by Human07591027316 March 19, 2022

Kelanu

A goblin who walks around with no shoes. He is allergic to water and can be found climbing along the side of buildings. He will burp and projectile vomit simultaneously randomly. He loves to cuddle with Amazonians. If you meet a Kelanu, it’s your lucky day. He’ll probably offer you money to suck his toes.

Hey is that Kelanu climbing?

by MrFuckUrbanDictionary May 21, 2022