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kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
kinderscum by DigitalWings January 2, 2009
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kinda slaps

commonly used to describe something mutually hated but also loved
“Bro have you seen wizards of waverly place”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
True
kinda slaps by Djheguy. January 21, 2020
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Kindred Spirits 

When two souls connect from the first time they met. Instantly they have a deep connection to one another. It feels as though they have known each other their whole lives. Conversations flow endlessly without a single word spoken. It’s like they have the same heart or soul. These kindred spirits are meant to be with each other for the rest of their lives. Romantically or as bosom friends.
Those kindred spirits have they’re own language, they’re meant to be together forever.
Kindred Spirits by Bosom friend January 20, 2020

kindergarten crush 

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

Kindness 

The act of not just being nice, but showing sympathy and understanding (plus a lot more of kind acts). True kindness is often understood through true pain.
Former anti-socials and rejects have a better understanding of current anti-socials and rejects. Thus, it is hypothetically better if you leave the situation to the former to show kindness to the latter.
Kindness by AetherSylph November 27, 2012

Kindergoth 

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.
Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
Kindergoth by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017
Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
Kinder by Hulk19 February 2, 2018