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The craziest bat shit midget you’ll meet. Stupid micro person who’ll whore out to anyone after 1 beer.
Person 1: there’s Kailey.
Person 2: she been drinking?
Person 1: yep!
Person 3: she gonna get an ass fucking like you wouldn’t believe.
Person 1: lmao
Kailey by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 November 25, 2019
honestly she is just an amazing person to be around! most likely will have red hair. also will be really sexy
Brian:Damn did you see kaitlee last night?
Edward:Hell yeah she was smokin hot
Kailey is a very amazing person who you can trust with everything. They will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. They are the mom of the friend group and they own it XD. Of course since they re there for you u are there for them. U can have deep conversations and will never fight. She is a beautiful human inside and out. If u find a Kailey keep them your lucky u have them. Very trustworthy will make a great girlfriend and mom.
I'm so glad to have Kailey as a friend.
Kailey by ugly and lonely January 26, 2019
Kallee stands for a dumb blonde she’s outgoing and dumb to coming to decisions she likes hitting cows with cars but overall kallee is a beautiful friend to have to keep you happy but don’t get on her bad side by she knows how to shoot a gun.
Me: I’m so sad I need a kallee in my laugh god
Kallee : running down the street I’m coming and I brought food
Kallee by Jess20197 January 20, 2020
Kailei's are the most kind and sexy people on the earth. They are really adorable and are a great person
Look It's Kailei
Kailei by softballbabe123 April 19, 2018
Tall to begin with, but when dressed in heels, she is said to resemble a skyscraper. Her hair burns like the lava found inside the largest volcano. She has swag beyond belief and can be seen hanging out with some of the most hood people around. It is believed that she grew up in the toughest ghetto, overcoming adversity while murdering a rumored 74 black people, although she is most definitely not racist, just a coincidence. She dances like the lesbian daughter of Jaylo and Beyonce. She's a cool cat, that's for sure, none can compete. Mess with her, and you're going to end up on the street. When it comes to baking, she is a professional as well. Making cookies so great, they have stories people continue to tell. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a divine specimen, it will be a life changing experience that you won't soon forget.
"Damnnnnn sonn, I think I just saw me a Kaylee dawg."
"Nah dude, that's just the crack you smoked earlier."
"Ah shit, you probably right."
Kaylee by yaboifromdahood February 11, 2013