Jewhandle

To start a problem/argument or insult/defame/slander someone then immediately claim innocence for the situation.

Gabby got heated after getting a hurtful comeback from Junior, so she jewhandled the situation to escape responsibility.

by Colgrave June 14, 2022

Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.

I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

JeHovey

An abnormal specimen which has one line 'Free my boy JeHovey'

Omg Sarah, he is such a JeHovey

by JeHovey July 30, 2022

jehoiakim

Jehoiakim is a very kind and humble person. He cares about everyone around him, he always wants to help and has a good sense of humor. You will immediately get along with him at first he's one of a kind. His names also from the Bible

Friend: Hey did you see what jehoiakim did he's so nice

You: I know I wish I had a man like him 🥲

by The_boi_by_you HAHA September 19, 2022

jehoinfluencer

When u a Christian and u influence other’s behaviors

Bro just bought a Bible. Call me jehoinfluencer.

by CrispyChip November 13, 2022

Jehoven

"Jehoven" translates "That Which Causes To Become The One To Whom It Belongs" And Is The Ancient Ilah of Sumeria The Deity Of The Hebrews And The Muslims God Allah; The Almighty Given All Things Back; Of The One Known As "Jehoven"

Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah is Given Back All As Jehoven

by Jon Odinson December 13, 2022

Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.

JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW

by QeQ January 1, 2023