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insta-cuck

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"
(Playing Mario Kart)

Gamer #1: (throws green shell)

Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)

Gamer #1: DAMN IT!

Gamer #2: What?

Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018
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Inejaculatable

A person or any creature that is incapable of ejaculating.
Michael is inejaculatable because he has no testicles.
by ClownCostume December 7, 2018
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Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."
Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.
by chimspetunia March 5, 2019
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instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise
As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"
by canunot831 March 21, 2019
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Instacheers

When you cheers drink for an instagram photo but she doesn't take a sip
You're just going to instacheers me? Take a sip.
by Looseleaf24 April 30, 2019
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Insta-PDA-er

Insta-PDA-er stands for people who flaunt their love in public displays of affection (PDA) on social media, typically not realizing that the likes on those posts are obligatory, which feeds in to their desire to flaunt their relationship in everyone's feed.

Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Dude, Kevin keeps posting lovey-dovey things on Instagram and it's really obnoxious

Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
by Briskly May 12, 2019
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insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.
Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.
by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019
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