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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
by anonymous September 24, 2021
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geographic incompatible

geographic incompatible: He or She lives too far to date.
by Puertorican Lady October 17, 2021
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Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on
Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming
by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021
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Lobotomised incomplete

When you're drugged and beaten and raped your whole childhood education and employment with prejudiced hate directed at you to the point your files look defiled.
My files are lobotomised incomplete and I've got drug lag and pseudosoup destroyed my life, I've been shot with a entire bottle of BB's in retailitory hate-crimes and I've only got a grade 3 educational graduated grade, is this a survivability issue?
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.
Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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gross incompetence

what is placed on a police officers ham a cheese sandwich? pickles... and gross incompetence
by TardigradeFucker69 June 18, 2022
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