Alabama Handshake

The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face

i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by Bevdogg May 9, 2011

Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".

The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!

by lexydelic June 23, 2020

Brawl Hands

Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl for so many hours that your hands and controller get sweaty and disgusting. When touching the controller again, your hands will get sweaty twice as fast as before.

Person A: "Hey why are your hands so wet?"
Person B: "I've got Brawl Hands."

Person A: "The controller is so hard to grip."
Person B: "Sorry, it's because of my Brawl Hands."

by flying idiots December 15, 2008

holiday handshake

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Throw Hands

Slang for "exchanging blows or punches." though, another is receiving, or "catching", the punch to various areas of the body.

If you wanna talk smack, be prepared for me to throw hands; better be ready to catch them.

by Phennik November 5, 2015

Handisnacks Kid

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

hands on your knees

„Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie“

Usually describes giving head

„Lemme put my hands on your knees you can braid my hair do a fat crisscross in the back somewhere“

by juicycokewhore May 18, 2023