Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022

Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

Handy

Gay slang for well endowed.

That neighbor Grayson sure looks handy!

by big papas fritas March 13, 2022

Handi

Likes Fucking

Handi fucks everything

by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021