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Hobo Handy

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums
by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
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handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle
I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
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pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
by breezygoing January 31, 2021
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Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.
by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021
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Handy

1. A hand job
2. German/European word for a cellphone
He girl, can u give me a handy?
OR
I have to call my mother, can I use your Handy?
by Plutonium YT September 12, 2019
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OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.
JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....
by Boxx Cutta January 7, 2019
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