Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

trash some groceries

trash some groceries - eating or using a large amount of food

Rich is willing go back to the store to restock if we trash some groceries after the game.

by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

GroceryBagger

The border-line retarded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. Although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.

Last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a GroceryBagger.

by Timmay!!! April 9, 2004

grobe

The new word for globe in our alternative factual world.

Hey man, did you hear that Trump will rule the grobe?

by Fuck Donald Trump January 26, 2017

grocery feet

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.

"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."

by sexylips October 17, 2005

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

Grocery Store Flexing

A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.

He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.

“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy

by Vroashell August 3, 2018