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squat and gobble

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?
by Kodie January 17, 2004
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gobbler

Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Gobbler: Gobble, Gobble!
by Mr.Pumpkin July 3, 2012
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suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on
trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler
by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003
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Gobbletits

Expression of annoyance and/or frustration when a situation goes wrong or results in an unexpected, less favourable outcome than one had anticipated.
Jonny is playing football, takes a shot, ball goes wide...

Jonny: "awwww gobbletits!"
by JonnyGray October 10, 2008
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Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.
by David Misell January 12, 2009
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Gribbledy

A rough surface

Coarse in texture
'Dat gal's got one gribbledy scarf!
by alkzjalkdjeioadsjlaslkdj December 15, 2011
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Gobbleganger

when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.
Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!
by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021
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