by Kodie January 17, 2004
Get the squat and gobble mug.Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".
Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.
By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.
To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"
The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:
"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.
By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.
To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"
The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:
"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on
by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003
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by JonnyGray October 10, 2008
Get the Gobbletits mug.Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
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Get the Gribbledy mug.when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.
Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!
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