Greatest Gag Gift 

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.

The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

Greatest Gag Gift by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022

The Gift That Keeps on Giving 

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

The Gift That Keeps on Giving by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

Shonky Gift Tactician 

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

Shonky Gift Tactician by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

Liberty gift 

The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.

The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.

There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive

Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.

The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.

For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.

If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.

Liberty gift by mourgh August 20, 2005

hot gift

The act of shitting into a partners hand

I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!

hot gift by imc_1989 December 30, 2007

sans gift 

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

sans gift by Guido1 December 16, 2009

Revenge-Gift 

The gift you or your children give after receiving a crappy present, particularly at Xmas. OR

Gifting someone a totally inappropriate present, because throughout the year they have continually pissed you off.

I think we need to revenge-gift Sammy for his birthday after he gave the kids those drums, cymbals and horns for Xmas. OR

I think Jim needs some little blue pills as a revenge gift for his 21st after what he did at mine.

Revenge-Gift by Jim Shoo December 27, 2010