German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
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German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.
Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.
by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 03, 2020
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german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.
by retaregit April 04, 2014
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 07, 2022
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German idealism

A paradigm of society which is high-truth, high-trust.

Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.
German idealism assumes scientific realism in which language is treated as a medium of truth.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 09, 2018
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.
He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog
by AH121 April 09, 2015
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