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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 6, 2013
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German idealism

A paradigm of society which is high-truth, high-trust.

Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.
German idealism assumes scientific realism in which language is treated as a medium of truth.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018
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German Stickler

When you are hitting her from behind then all of the sudden yell in a strong german accent "INTO ZE POOP SHOOT!" and stick it in her asshole.
Dude 1: Yo is your girl still mad at you?
Dude 2:Yea she wont let me fuck her anymore
Dude 1: You really shouldnt of tried the German Stickler
by SlightlyTilted88 December 18, 2019
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
by Just Jaax July 4, 2021
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german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.
by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019
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german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.
by Veebster December 1, 2017
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