dirty Gertrude

When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face

God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude”

by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022

Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.

Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l

by Noellife January 5, 2023

chaim Gertz

A person with a tiny penis and gigantic ass

He’s also a very nice person

Ur dick is so tiny almost as small as chaim Gertz

by Cheese wiz March 14, 2023

swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Dirty gertner

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024

Freen Gnert

Exceptionally Weird Person

That person is a Freen Gnert!

by DG Tumbleweed February 6, 2025

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025