garriage

The social institution under which a man and a man, or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.

If two members of the same sex can't join in marriage, they can certainly be joined in garriage.

Defenders of the sanctity of marriage are happy because their word and definition of "marriage" is left unscathed.

LGBTQ people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.

"We are gathered here today to join Jim and Steve in garriage."

by Casehog January 28, 2012

ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.

Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

Gerrit

A buzz kill, who doesnt know anything and has small penis that someone can cut if off with a plastic butter knife.

AHHHH why are you being a gerrit!

by batmann33 December 9, 2009

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

garrison

A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"

Man, you're such a Garrison. You get no biddies.

by sheisty October 6, 2005

Garrett

A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch

"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"

by anonymous6969969669 September 27, 2013

Garrick

Garrick is a ginger that is a molester and rapes his little sister too. He loves making retarded dirty jokes and always has a dildo to far up his in his ass.

Hey your a garrick.

by Peeny weeny sksksk and I poop September 26, 2019