goodshit

like "goodbye" but instead of bye uts "shit" like. this is what you'd say if you were going to go take a shit and you had to really badly and so you need to type quicker

goodshit

oh ok bye have a nice poop vro 💚

by TheBestDefinerEver! :) July 20, 2024

Goonsplaining

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.

Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”

by Loagster July 24, 2024

goobsmack

Being a goofy person

Or participating in goofy activity

“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

“Man Jeff is being such a goobsmack right now”
“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

by Deeznuts420_ August 19, 2024

Goodswill Industries

A chain of "thrift stores" which operates by having people donate their garbage for free, only to have the chain mark the items up and sell them to others for more than they are worth. The front-line workers are paid chump change on the pretext that this is a charity, somehow offering "vocational training" to people with limited job prospects elsewhere.

Unfortunately, if people donate their garbage to you and you resell it, it's still garbage... yet somehow they could sell me trousers with holes in the pockets, refuse to take them back and still fail to turn a profit on these ridiculous transactions.

The Goodswill Industries banner is gone entirely from any point in Ontario, Canada east of Toronto or north of Newmarket after a spectacular 2016 bankruptcy in which the Toronto-based regional chapter of the chain was revealed to owe six million dollars of money it doesn't have, most of it to its own workers. One corner of Southwestern Ontario is unaffected because it belonged to a different regional chapter, centred on London, but Ontario is otherwise finally rid of Goodswill.

by bitchuck August 29, 2024

Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.

That old women did a goons and scaring people away

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Goonspace

The trance-like mental state a person achieves through the act of gooning, or prolonged masturbation and edging. A person in goonspace is said to be "gooned out", often having a vacant expression, their tongue lolling out, and grunting or muttering to themselves.

"I was so deep in goonspace after edging for 6 hours last night, my mind was gone"

by Steve4719404 October 16, 2023

goolsby

Noun-
Irish word for an anal creampie.

Father O’Halloran was kicked out of church as a result of the leaked video showing him receiving a goolsby behind the bag of the pub after he’d had too many Guinness drafts.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023