Person A: Hey man, did you see that fight?
Person B: Yea, the dude got jumped didnt he?
Person A: Didn't stop him from kickin their asses.
Person B: Yea, he handled that fight like a Goolsby.
Father O’Halloran was kicked out of church as a result of the leaked video showing him receiving a goolsby behind the bag of the pub after he’d had too many Guinness drafts.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*