pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

you fucken druggo

To call someone a druggo means to call them a drug addict

You Fucken druggo

by Josby the ape January 27, 2017

Kentucky fucked

To be fucked (non-sexually) to a great extent, resulting in damage to reputation, experiencing setbacks in one's career or suffering consequences.

Most likely originating from an r/AskReddit thread ('What was the "please stop" school presentation that you witnessed?')

"Did you hear that famous actor say the N word on TV? I hope he got Kentucky fucked"

by an-unnamed-user April 19, 2020

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor July 22, 2007

fucked up

something that's messed up, or something that didn't go right

That's really fucked up!
You completely fucked up this time!

by Dawn June 15, 2002

fuck me running

Expression of amazement, disbelief or bewilderment.

Well, fuck me running, he won the lottery.

by Brennus December 28, 2006