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Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute
Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...
John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day
by Dr. Purtle April 8, 2021
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Flute Car

Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.
Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.
by 2Curvy February 21, 2021
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Fluted

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.
I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.
by Waterycute June 10, 2024
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electric flute

Slang for Vape or E-Cigarette
Typically used by minors
Yo g, set me your that electric flute
Course I got you bro
by m2iox December 9, 2019
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Pants Flute

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
by massive_schlong June 13, 2016
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