Skip to main content

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
by Ace December 9, 2003
mugGet the germany or florida mug.

florida

Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*
by Chang Tan December 31, 2003
mugGet the florida mug.
Related Words

florina

Florina (Greek: Φλώρινα, known also by several alternative names) is a town and municipality in mountainous northwestern Macedonia, Greece and its motto is, 'Where Greece begins'. It is also the Metropolitan seat for the region. It lies in the central part of Florina Prefecture, of which it is the capital. Florina belongs to the periphery of West Macedonia. The town's population is 16,771 people (2001 census). It is in a wooded valley about 13 km (8 mi) south of the international border of Greece with the Republic of Macedonia.
Florina, where Greece begins...
by luedriver February 27, 2011
mugGet the florina mug.

florida

n. An absolute mess.
v. To ruin things for others, by being an absolute mess.
DeSantis' drunk mistress was florida all over the inauguration party.
His best man was so drunk he florida'd that speech about the groom's sexcapades.
The state of Florida really florida'd another election with another florida of a recount.
by #RogerStone November 15, 2018
mugGet the florida mug.

Flort

To flort is to flirt inconspicuously. I.e. under the radar I.e. incognito etc. say that you are involved with someone else or you’re at your grandma’s funeral and you don’t want people to know that you’re flirting, you should flort instead
Chance: bro I think this girl has been trying to hop in my pants all week but I really can’t tell.

Brookie: is she Florting?

Chance: yeah I think so

Brookie: atta boyyyyyy
by Chance52 July 13, 2021
mugGet the Flort mug.

Purple Florgen

A drink invented by two young men in Kokomo, Indiana. Originally, a non-alcoholic beverage, the drink contained Welch's grape soda (hence, the name purple) and whipped cream. Later, upon reaching legal drinking age, they decided to add a twist... a "McTwirple Twist" as it would later be named. The McTwirple Twist was simply the addition of a small amount of grenadine and a large amount of cheap vodka.

Although its name implies that the drink has German origins, it actually isn't available there. It was tested in France and Mexico, with little success. Its most successful trials took place on university campuses across the U.S., namely Purdue University and Indiana University.

A marketing campaign is currently in the works with the tag line, "endorsed by llamas". The drink has yet to hit shelves, but could as soon as 2009.
We mixed up a couple of Purple Florgens to quench our thirst.
by Bill B. and C. Jack January 8, 2008
mugGet the Purple Florgen mug.

Flora

The most down to earth girl youve ever met. Yet can bring about a pain so deep you actually care about a woman.
by steven February 28, 2005
mugGet the Flora mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email