felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara October 17, 2008

felching

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

felchanigga

1. Felch's name in ebonics.
2. A nigga who enjoys felching.

"What is your name in ebonics?"
"Uh...Felchanigga"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A FELCHANIGGA?"

by obv666 February 8, 2010

Double Felchman

A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.

I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.

by I am Carl's Legend February 23, 2011

FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003

Flemch

Slovak folk music instrument made by Buks who were so dentusiated by their failure in producing

Bzoks that they threw a night party called Bziak.

They would play Progresive flemch metal on these so called Flemchs.
Flemch is similar to Fujara but has a circular shape and each flemch has its own original sound.

My grandfather plays for me the sweetest flemch tunes every night

by LordZoltan February 22, 2011