Definitions by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs

felching 

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

felching by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

upper-decker 

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

upper-decker by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003