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Flemch

The mucus inside your throat that won't come out, but you really want it to.
I have so much flemch in my throat

Achmed is spelt, a, c, flemch, hmed.
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Flemch

Slovak folk music instrument made by Buks who were so dentusiated by their failure in producing

Bzoks that they threw a night party called Bziak.

They would play Progresive flemch metal on these so called Flemchs.
Flemch is similar to Fujara but has a circular shape and each flemch has its own original sound.
My grandfather plays for me the sweetest flemch tunes every night
by LordZoltan February 22, 2011
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Flench

To Enjoy, to be merry, to be happy, to have fun , excitement, flex, live life...
The guy loves to flench! , we were flenching last night, We had loads of drinks and flenched all day.
by Mr flench June 13, 2018
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Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018
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C.T. Fletcher

High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.
Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.

C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
by Andrew68 September 4, 2013
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Tom Fletcher

He is the one of the lead vocals for McFly, MOST AMAZING BAND IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! he is cute. he got a new haircut and looks cuter than ever. but must admit not hotter than my love danny jones. but all mcfly boys are sexy
TOM FLETCHER,,,, I suck at example
but he is halourious
by ELLENLOVESMCFLY October 14, 2008
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Tom Fletcher

Tom Fletcher is a guitarist/singer in McFly that hides many interesting and beneficial qualities behind his calm composure. His claim to fame through McFly is only a small portion of The Amazing running through his blood. Tom’s heart is as good as gold and his kindness and generosity portrays him as a positive role-model to some of the band’s younger fans. Tom’s uniquely geeky sense of humor and intelligence separates him from the stereotypical idea of a pop star, therefore widening people’s eyes and opening their minds to a new version of the status quo.

All in all, there should be more Tom Fletcher’s in the world.
Person1: Who's the fourth member of McFly again? The blonde singer?
Person2: Oh that's Tom Fletcher. I'm surprised you didn't know.
Person1: Why?
Person2: Because he's made of Amazing.
by Ringoisastarr August 7, 2009
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