fecatine pheromone

A stink that secretes out of a select few mammals rectum. It is said to lure the opposite sex into a sort of un-breakable love spell.

After the fecatine pheromone took effect on the woman, her eyes opened wide. She latched onto her new found mate, and never let go.

by anon July 4, 2004

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Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

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fecal stream

When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly lasting for up to 20 seconds.

Yo man i had to go so bad today, i thought it was gonna be chunks and hurt like hell, but it was just a fecal stream.

by Merk Stahlcini May 14, 2006

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fecal stokeage

When your stoke level is at an all time low.

When a bro-bra shatttered both legs while schralping the gnar he was experiencing fecal stokeage

by lance buttermilk December 13, 2006

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fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

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