float trip

A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.

Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.

by Bob Champlin October 7, 2010

floak

The ultimate. The very best

Banging Gong would be so good it would be Floak as fuck!

by Stevie Pump Me July 1, 2004

floam

Sex toy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves

Ashley loves to play with her floam

He uses the floam to caress his special place

by Floam Beater December 28, 2005

float

Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.

Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!

by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

flad

A garment consisting of a plaid pattern and flannel material.

"oh boy, that flad shirt agnes wore today is the bees knees"

by Jmonroe December 1, 2009

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003