Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

by jcr1979 December 19, 2009

Feet In The Air

The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.

Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.

by Sandybchs December 7, 2006

5 feet

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

Boney African Feet

Ghetto term meaning bon appetit or eat up

My girl is so roman attic she makes me fried chicken everyday and I say boney african feet.

by QueenB_arista November 20, 2016

Fleetwood

A town full of lads that think they are sick everyone from there puts Fy7 in their Instagram bio like it’s something to be proud of .Its full of council houses and all the 15 year old girls are nitty’s.All the fleetwood ‘boys’ flap it from Blackpool and get banged every time they get seen

That lad is definitely from Fleetwood

by f***fy7 February 28, 2019

Fleety

A Naval term for members of the fleet. Derogatory. Specifically, anyone in the Navy who is not a qualified Clearance Diver.

Typically found living on base.

Typically encountered on a ‘Ships Diver’ course.

Those fucking Fleety’s really suck at life .

For a Fleety, he’s actually not that shit at life.

by FleetyScum April 29, 2020