Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

fakling

The art of smiling without looking happy in any way. A very fake, strained smile as opposed to smizing.

Ex1 "Have you seen Nick's new head shot for work? He's fakling so bad!"

Ex2 *Taking pictures together* One person to another: "Omg why are such a fakler on photos, you look like you're smelling dog poo?!"

by RevolutionaryRandy March 1, 2017

filling up the jug

When a man says that he's has blatter problems, but he's secretly going to have intense orgasms while fucking a milk jug.

He said that he needed to pee, but he was really filling up the jug.

by Cjrockinf August 3, 2017

Faglingual

A person speaking like a MF GAY FAG THAT EATS DICKS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...

The end.

Person1: Im a faglingual :)....

Person2: shut the fuck up No one cares ;)

Person1: *commits suicide*

by FLIPPERZIP August 7, 2018

Falking

Fart walking

I was falking all the way to the bathroom.

I hit the hallway falking the whole way.

by TeedoBurrito October 8, 2018

failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail you

mrs.butthead has a failing fettish because she keeps failing me

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment

yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019