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jewish girlfriend experience

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!
by ojo_tango July 6, 2021
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Expliment

Satisfaction from having consciousness of something that was previously unconscious, such as watching a comedian and finally having a way to describe "that thing" you've noticed at an unconscious level for quite some time, or reading about "Words For Things You Never Knew Had Words" and having words for those things.
CHRISTINA: Holy fuck, Jake was such a dick during our argument at dinner. I walked out. And when I was driving home, I had the best comeback!

JESSICA: There's a term for that. Esprit d’Escalier. Staircase wit.

CHRISTINA: There's a term for that?! Oh god, expliment!
by PaleBlueYacht April 10, 2011
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Xplicit Glam (explicit glam)

hottest female around
All that
Isnt afraid to be herself, down for almost everthing, respectable, funny, caring and smart. Thats explicit
Can make the cheapest scraps look fashionable and hot. Thats glam
"that girl, she's xplicit glam (explicit glam)"
by yah dig December 11, 2005
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Experior

(x-peer-e-or) Experior comes from two Latin words, exceptional and superior. Both combined to create the master piece of adjectives. This word has been traced back to our forefathers such as Abraham "Fucking" Lincoln as well as many other infamous characters in history. This word is best used for resumes, job applications, or a Thesis.

In short, this word is the culmination of all business jargon used World Wide BITCHEZ!
This thot was of the most experior quality, that I have ever had the honor to pay for!

The company's ledger is far more experior than that of our adversaries.
by Yoshimi_Kitty August 1, 2012
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The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night
by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010
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The 40/40 Experience

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.
"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil

"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel

"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
by coolkidalex13 August 5, 2017
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The Jimi hedrix Experience

The proper name of the band that Jimi Hendrix headed.
(self explanitory)
by kaji February 29, 2004
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