Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.

"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."

by Will Cohen December 11, 2004

Excluviant

It's better than bad, it's good (just like log!)

My, merve, what an excluviant erection you have!

by Hugh Nibley March 4, 2007

excuserise

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

by deathdrop April 20, 2007

excusex

To have an excuse to sex.

Emily gave me a reason to excusex.

by Juicy James April 23, 2008

excruseating

Excruciatingly nauseating.

Dave: Did you hear about what happened in the baseball game last night?
Brian: Yeah, I saw David Murphy slip on the grass and fall and miss an easy fly ball out.
Dave: I heard the Rangers lost because of that mishap.
Brian: Yeah, it was an excruseating loss.

by yugiohfan2010 June 16, 2010

excusitionary

the unwritten ever adaptable book of excuses used to avoid a event, person or abduction!

why were you late :"excusitionary" i flipped my car over in a ditch a a dear took my lunch money!!

where are you going :"excusitionary" to the zoo!

by ...<^> March 15, 2011

Excuseplaination

An explanation which is simultaneously being used as an alibi, which although it is valid was not necessary to say as an explanation for any reason other than as an excuse.

"That's a crappy excuseplaination bro."

by BradicalMcLoone July 24, 2011