Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

Sacred Volcano Erection Effect

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava

- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.

by Nanochka October 14, 2021

Homo Erectus

One of the earliest homo erectus found was a man...

Hughe G. Rection

by purrdykittykat August 26, 2003

Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Napoleon's Erection

When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.

"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Homo un-erectus

Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.

Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.

by chow-yung-phat January 21, 2003