Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home

Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night

by rexero December 11, 2007

Deionta

A sexy ass Sagittarius that has no filter, very caring m, easily makes friends, and a very efficient worker that doesn’t need many people but can be very afraid at not being loved.

1. Damn Ayanna look at that cute nigga he must be a Deionta.
2. Dang he is so smart I bet he is a Deionta.

by Deiontae November 24, 2019

Designer

Profession of anyone who failed firefighter academy for being too much of a pussy.

Marc is such a pussy, he had no choice but to become a designer.

by gooki May 9, 2014

Daignault

A French word meaning A Tall Sleder, Ape Like Creature known for its red hair and often if not continuous migration. The Daignault is known to masturbate up to 5 times a day, and also eats its own feces. Many from Middle France (also known in the 1800s as Middle Earth, or Missouri) beleice the Daignault is a fecalfilliac, but in reality the Daig only dables in poop.

I think I just saw a Daignault run from the woods - he was sniffing a fresh poo pile, then he started jacking off with the poop!

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Designated Slam Piece or DSP

A Designated Slam Piece is a girl you have on the slide, before going out to a party, bar, or gathering where you have a girl or "piece" that you can "slam," have sexual relations, take part in foreplay, or hook-up with at the end of the night when all else fails. This can be a good or bad thing which can prove that no matter how much you fuck up, you still have a girl to get with. The negative side is that no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to get another girl so that DSP comes in handy on those dry weekends where you just can't pick up a girl for your life.

Designated Slam Piece or DSP:

"This girl is all over me but i'm really trying to get some ass this weekend and this girl isn't even that good looking, butter faceeee..."
"... Dude i mean does she have a nice ass?"
"Yeah, but what about it??"
"Whatever dude, just make that bitch your DSP and call it a year man"
"YEAHHH, your right! I forgot I lost my last designated slam piece after I gave that bitch HPV"
"Dude, she had that shit coming, she def should have asked before you fucked her"
"Yeah, like what the fuck.. wasn't my fault"
"Definitely a trick ass bitch"
"Chyeahhh your right, well let's hit indigo and see whats up with this Designated Slam Piece later"

by IsingM_PSU October 26, 2011

Deine Mudda

Means "Yo Mama".

"Deine Mudda ist so fett, dass ihre Badewanne ein anerkanntes Meer ist." - "Yo Mama is so fat, that her bathtube is an accepted ocean."

by doctor syntax March 1, 2016

designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)

My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013