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Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
by The English Gent November 20, 2007
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decieviouse

a friendship terminating action. a premeditated plan of something awful towards another close to you, with evil intention. a practical joke gone too far.
after being made fun of for being a dog lover, i thought sneaking my best friends dead dog into his bed would teach him a lesson, but my decieviouse actions led my best friend to suicide.
by drnk.tired.smlpenis December 10, 2010
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Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"
If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.
by pentozali June 5, 2013
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defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.
We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.
by B-rizzle March 30, 2023
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Playing Defender

I was up stairs playing defender until my ass turned numb and my iPhone's battery ran out.
by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011
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Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.
Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}
by slipkid69 February 1, 2018
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logan paul defenders

The most cancerous type of people there maybe almost is cancerous as jake Paul and also made me lose all my faith in humanity
Guy one I’ve lost all my faith in humanity

Guy to why

Guy one Logan Paul defenders
by MrMbro July 4, 2018
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