Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.

"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"

by ezydriver December 9, 2008

Double Axe Handle

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.

Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes

by breeimhxc February 19, 2009

Double Butthole

Unfortunately, some girls' cooters smell so bad, it's as if they had not one, but TWO buttholes.

I was so excited to tap that ho I met at the club last night, but she got double butthole!

by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011

Double Dank Sauce

Adj. -- of high or exceptional quality.

N. -- a delicious sauce or condiment.

A modified use of dank, usually used to describe food rather than marijuana.

"Dude, that backflip was double dank sauce!"

"I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, with some double dank sauce on the side, please."

by Eric Guan September 20, 2011

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013

double deep heat

The practice of ultimate protection whilst engaging in risky intercourse aka banging of the local slut. Two condoms, with a layer of deep heat in-between. Should the outer connie break the wearer will be notified by the partners screams, whilst maintaining the protective layer of connie number one.

I took Susan round the back of White Lion, thank god I double deep heat'd; her pain saved me from a trip to the clinic.

by David, Stephen & Matt November 14, 2015