Matt Damon: "Hey Ben Affleck, it's December 12th!"
Ben Affleck: You're right! Let me go down to Petsmart and give a kitty a smooch right on the forehead :)"
Ben Affleck: You're right! Let me go down to Petsmart and give a kitty a smooch right on the forehead :)"
by ahoyspongeboy October 16, 2019
Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.
Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*
by CaptainDonaldDick November 30, 2017
by magicalwoo October 15, 2019
by Thizizmeh October 30, 2019
If it’s your birthday today then you’re in luck !!!
Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !
Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !
by Jefflop October 23, 2019
by Mark Wilburn October 21, 2019
Tall person: I love you short person you looks so cute
Short person: Thank you! December 23rd is my favourite day
Short person: Thank you! December 23rd is my favourite day
by Arctic344 December 22, 2020