croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

by Splodgers July 19, 2010

image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc

Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.

by nic knut October 14, 2013

Crossing the line

When one decides it not fun being a good girl all the time, and gives in to sexual temptation. You can still convince yourself it's ok, if you dont cross all lines.

Yeah, I gave in after six years of being a good girl and went for it. Does that make me a bad person?

by donkey September 30, 2003

creasing

to crease during sleep; or to develop indents in the skin on the facial, arms, legs and stomach area due to the folding of blankets, pillows, arms or other bed time objects

I slept in the same position all night long and now I have these creasing marks all over my arm and face...I look like Scarface.

by torosgirl February 16, 2009

slow roasting

The act of joking on someone in a lowkey fashion, making them think you are genuinely complementing them.

Jermaine: Tyree your haircut is so fire bruh, like oh my God.
Tyree: Oh yeah thanks dude.
Jay: Nah, that nigga is slow roasting you dude.

by DenimJeans July 11, 2016

Casting

The act of filling a bathtub with cum and having somebody submerge themselves in it until it hardens.

I was casting Jimmy last night! It was like a scene out of Star Wars!

by Schlork December 10, 2019

Wall Crashing

Sending a Facebook friend request to someone you don't know, with no note or other explanation of why you are friending them. Variation: Wall Crasher, one who wall crashes.

I got three new Facebook invitations today, but two of them are wall crashing jerks.

by Mr. Dicon June 21, 2011