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Courtney

Someone who likes to sing and dance around like a complete looser! but shes funny and makes everyone laugh. Everytime she says something funny, she has to write it down so that she doesn't forget it and so that she can put it on facebook as soon as she gets home. She has a fairly sick mind ;) and worries over nothing!
OMG YOUR SUCH A COURTNEY!
by Sheridan Jeffkins December 7, 2010
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Courtney Love

trash
n.

Worthless or discarded material or objects; refuse or rubbish.
Something broken off or removed to be discarded, especially plant trimmings.
The refuse of sugar cane after extraction of the juice.
A place or receptacle where rubbish is discarded: threw the wrapper in the trash.

Empty words or ideas.
Worthless or offensive literary or artistic material.
Disparaging, often abusive speech about a person or group.
A person or group of people regarded as worthless or contemptible.
Girl: Doctor something is wrong with my vagina what is it?!?!

Doctor: ok lets take a look here.

Girl: Is it bad doctor?!?!

Doctor: Well you have what is called a STD.

Girl: I have a sexually transmitted disease?!?! What kind is it?

Doctor: Well this is a very rare kind. This kind is called the "Courtney Love".

Girl: What does that mean?

Doctor: It means you have worms in the vagina and you are fucking nasty.
by bebo January 7, 2005
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courtney mcgowan

lets go courtney mcgowaning after school today!
by pacooooooooo February 9, 2008
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Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009
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Courtney Lee

1. noun. rookie basketball player for the orlando magic that plays with a face mask because his nose has been broken many times.

2.noun. a shot when someone catches an inbound shot in mid air and then while in the air misses the wide open lay up with seconds left in the clock.
3.verb. to miss an easy shot.
4. verb. to fuck up incredibly
5.verb. to lose your teams chances of winning an nba championship
6.noun. a flaming faggot
1. Dude!!! Did you see Kobe Bryant own Courtney Lee in the NBA Finals
2. Dude there is seconds left. I hope I dont pull a Courtney Lee. - Dude 1
Dude U better not!!! -Dude 2
3. Watch this retard Courtney Lee this shot.
4. Man I really hope I dont Courtney Lee today.
5. Good thing no one on my team Courtney Lee'd last game because we won the championship.
6. That guy is a Courtney Lee!!!!
by 24lakers24paukobe June 14, 2009
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courtney

ew there goes that hoebag walking vag courtney
by jnte June 13, 2009
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Courtney

A very sweet compasionate young woman ready to help anyone out when in need. She typically worries a lot but can be calmed from her worries by a few simple words. She relies on God and always chooses to do the right thing. She also typically has beautiful hair & sparkling eyes. Courtney is very smart and loves to watch movies. Movie quotes are her favorite. Don't ever play trivia with a Courtney if you don't want to lose!
A beautiful blue-eyed girl named Courtney reminded me what life was all about today! She is your friend!
by Benderdundat February 5, 2010
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