Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

Mazeltov Cocktail

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Indonesian Cocktact

when some poor soul has a fake eye, and continues by taking it out, and getting a penis into the eye socket.(eyeball fucked)

JIM!!!! YOU.... of all people got INDONESIAN COCKTACT?!?!

by Indonesiancocktact88 November 21, 2010

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

Cockthrash

'To thrash with the cock'

To be used to persuade partner into cock games eg:

'She wouldn't touch it so I took her by surprise.'

'How?'

'Cockthrash - right on the forehead'

by Sophie O July 10, 2006

cocktipuss

the act of having eight individual penis's

"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"

by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010