I was so tired after work today I just wanted to rest my eyes for a few minutes. The next thing I know, I wake up two hours later and discover that my power nap has turned into a power coma.
by CydInSLC January 21, 2011
Get the Power Coma mug.The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011
Get the Boner Coma mug.An extension of the term beauty sleep, beauty coma implies that a person is so unattractive they must sleep for up to several years in order to become beautiful.
1: "Well, I think I'll hit the hay. I need my beauty sleep."
2: "Girl, with what you got goin' on, you gonna need a beauty coma! Mmm mmm."
2: "Girl, with what you got goin' on, you gonna need a beauty coma! Mmm mmm."
by ben236 January 5, 2008
Get the beauty coma mug.For example, instead of being hit my a bus and put into a coma, you would be hit by a statement(preferably a funny one) that would put you into a laughing coma. Which will then cause you to laugh...alot.
by Wells Fargo March 2, 2008
Get the laughing coma mug.The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the marital coma mug.1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011
Get the Carb Coma Cuddle mug.Slang for the k-hole, also known as the k hole. An enraptured state of retardation often mistaken for enlightenment by the habitual abusers of ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic that incapacitates users' higher level thinking skills in exchange for disembodied hallucinations.
Arctor hoovered the donkey dust and nestled into the recliner to spend the day in a rainbow coma. He thought he was god. His mind swallowed the universe like a corn dog, turning it inside out and twisting it beyond comprehension.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
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