The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016

Simp Contract

A contract to stop simping

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!

by donutkiller September 20, 2020

harrison coleran

Honestly the best. Strangely has 6 toes and loves the bee movie. If you're reading this you have more than likely lost all hope. Also people called Harrison Coleran scream at games a lot... A LOT.

person 1: have u head Harrison Coleran hes screaming at fortnite kids again.
person 2: he really doesn't like them fortnite kids.

by skinny boi it is February 13, 2021

Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Chile Colorado

Simply put, this individual is Dumb; a living, breathing idiot with no ability to comprehend sarcasm or social cues. This term can also apply to ones attitude, cuss word replacement, or reference a social group setting. The White Person version of "a la verga!" (In Spanish). Can also be referred to as a classic Mexican Style Beef stew.

There's a bunch of Chile Colorado's up in here.
Did you see that Chili Colorado almost get ran over by that car?
Yes, I'll have have Chile Colorado for lunch please.

by NuthingbutLuvin29 April 19, 2022

everybody say colorado

"I'm a giraffe"

"everybody say colorado", "I'm a giraffe

by can i get a owa owa April 16, 2021

Schrödinger's Contract

A contract signed with invisible ink

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!

by funl April 28, 2021