Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen

Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA

by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 4, 2022

Cobra

Premier state of the art 2nd to noone brand of walkie-talkie. These puppies are rated 9/10 across the board as they're able to penetrate 25 feet of solid concrete or upwards of 50 miles across town. They operate on a special frequency with in the gamma wave spectrum whare even Bearcats radio trunking scanners are quick to miss.

Fred and I were exploring an old bomb silo and kept in close communication sans Cobra Walkie Talkies even through the lead lined silver alloyed fair day caged walls that lined the walls of the once popular navel academy.

by John Deez Nuts May 2, 2023

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.

You were Cobra on that one.

by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019

cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".

"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"

by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024