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cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
by Madro August 8, 2015
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Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR
by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021
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cobra

A slang for the Mickey Cobra (MC/🐍) in Chicago
Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
by DatguySkii July 6, 2025
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Cobra

Premier state of the art 2nd to noone brand of walkie-talkie. These puppies are rated 9/10 across the board as they're able to penetrate 25 feet of solid concrete or upwards of 50 miles across town. They operate on a special frequency with in the gamma wave spectrum whare even Bearcats radio trunking scanners are quick to miss.
Fred and I were exploring an old bomb silo and kept in close communication sans Cobra Walkie Talkies even through the lead lined silver alloyed fair day caged walls that lined the walls of the once popular navel academy.
by John Deez Nuts May 2, 2023
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king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.
Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.
by Sexydimma January 11, 2015
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Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.
You were Cobra on that one.
by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019
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Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen
Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA
by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 4, 2022
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