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Chumpy

Anyone who does not show up when their friends decide to hang out more than 50% of the time. Doesn't matter what reason you have for being late. Doesn't matter if you if you are a college student busy with work, a parent who works three jobs and kids to take care of, or even if you are the pope. If you do not show up to hang out with your friends, you are a chump and will forever be known as chumpy.
Friends: "We are hanging out and gonna play d&d. You in?"
Kaylee: "I cant, i have to work. No time for it."
Friends: "Dammit Kaylee. This is d&d! Don't be a chump."
Kaylee: "But i have to work!"
Friends: "You shall forever be known as chumpy. How do you feel about yourself right now?"
by cpdf98 May 29, 2018
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Chumpa

mythical chumpanian creature
CHUMPA
by jismo32/23 October 5, 2020
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cum chump

When you easily cum or cum often without much effort required.
I would have given a second load, but I'm not a cum chump.
by Revan Caires November 21, 2016
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Jersey Champs

A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price
Did you cop a jersey at Jersey Champs?

Yeah it was $15
by Jeremy dan August 4, 2018
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Jump to chump

When you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.
Josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

Tomas: Why does it look like Josh is crying?

Ben: Cuz he's a chump.

Tomas: How can you say that!?! You just jump to chump like that.
by BombSquadRaabi January 17, 2010
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Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.
Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.
by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016
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chumpy

silly little ginger toss pot, total wanker, looks about 7, glues ginger pubes to his face to try and look manly(it fails), likes little boys, chumpette is the female version
he's a right chumpy.....what a wank
by supergav August 27, 2009
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