cobbler

A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".

You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.

by p0ppa May 4, 2016

Cobblestone

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

by awesomeMB9 October 16, 2020

chomblesome

Chomblesome. A descriptive word, used to describe something as talk worthy.

Wow, Grians base looks rather chomblesome! He did a great job!

by Colourful June 23, 2022

choublesome

Used to describe something talk-worthy, for positive reason.

ex1: Hey, did you watch the match last night? It's really choublesome.
ex2: The concert next Friday is really choublesome. It's all I've been hearing about lately.

by urban-enthusiast June 24, 2022

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016